How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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