i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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