Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
You smell like stripper and shame
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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Goodbee
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