oh god the rape fog is back!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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