sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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