You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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