loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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