it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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