Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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