My sheets look like a crime scene.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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