Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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