Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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