Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm too high and old for this...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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