so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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