youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
time to smoke my breakfast
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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