that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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