Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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