Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
50% drunk capacity currently
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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