He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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