so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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