my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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