Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.