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  So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.

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  I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.

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  That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.

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