Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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