I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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