I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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