Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
