friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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