The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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