He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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