yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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