everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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