His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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