SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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