You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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