Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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