what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Life is so much better after having sex.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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