nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
