Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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