my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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