Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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