Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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