I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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