I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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