does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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