3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer