I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...