I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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