I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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