Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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