Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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