Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
the day after is always just damage control
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
