She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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