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Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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