Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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