He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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