But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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