I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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