Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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