I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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