so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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